45 Best First Father's Day Gifts for Any New Dad

Because honestly, that kid needs to go the fuck to sleep.

Father's Day hits at that perfect time for a Dad that's itching to get outside. If he wants to show baby the wonders of the great outdoors, this is the best carrier to do that with.

Want a gift that will only increase in value in subsequent years? This is that gift. By the time the baby turns three or four, he'll call you up and personally thank you for this little robot vacuum.

He's been stressed as hell since the baby got here. These goggles do massages and heat treatment to help dad relax, decompress, and get some sleep.

You never thought you'd see the day. The guy you've known for however many years is freaking out over bleaches and dyes. He's worried about what his baby comes in contact with, and we can't blame him for that! Get him started with Blueland, who makes the cleanest home cleaning products around.

So when he's got a kid sitting on his shoulder, he'll need to keep tabs on only the essentials and nothing more.

Baby's emergency snacks go in a diaper bag or stroller pocket. Dad's emergency snacks go in his personal fanny pack. Because you should always keep baby and adult stashes separate.

He's got a busy few years ahead. Get him a nice travel coffee mug.

When you become a dad, you lose time to think about anything other than the kid. This jacket is Austin Butler's style hack, and it'll work just as well on the new dad.

Pants that're so comfortable he'll never take them off.

These boots can also be worn anywhere.

Don't get me wrong, an Oura Ring is great, but like I've been saying, a new dad needs simplicity. The Fitbit Charge 6 is the best fitness gadget for that. There's no hidden signup fees. And, it gives him actionable data to improve his health and make sure he's able to play with the baby for years to come.

Pair that with a warm book light so he can read to the baby (or himself) without disrupting either of their sleep schedules

Now more than ever, he's going to relish his quiet time. Putting the baby to bed, taking a hot shower, and sitting down to binge watch The Bear is great... But doing it in a plush bath robe makes it transcendental.

Enough space for his lunch, the baby's snacks, and a couple beverages... Plus it's tough enough to handle whatever spills and accidents come his way.

A diaper bag that looks good enough to be a work bag. He'll appreciate it. Plus, he can get his own duffel to match.

Packable, stackable containers so he can bring his entire routine—skincare, supplements, etc.—with him when he heads out of town.

There's just some stuff that kids should not lay a finger on. He'll keep them safe and sound in this portable safe instead.